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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

June 9, 2009 – Part 3

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 9 June 2009

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Sean's walk down memory lane. (Tonight, Sean will introduce his favorite moments from the last year and he and Jen will share what happened behind the scenes and after the segments aired.)

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello. Hi. How are you? Luke here back to remind you before we start our number two of the TBTL podcast that this presentation is brought to you by the good people over at AT&T.

0:12.8

I think I've told you before that they saved the show. We had been fired. They had changed the locks and AT&T came to our rescue. They said, we're going to sponsor this podcast. We are going to put our money behind this little production because we think that it is awesome.

0:29.6

And we think that they're awesome. And all of you out there should go make sure you switch your plan over to them if you haven't already done so. I just want to take a minute to just kind of talk hard to heart with the people at AT&T just show them my appreciation.

0:43.3

Did you ever know that you're my hero? You're everything I wish I could be. I could fly higher than an equal. You are the wind beneath my wings.

1:07.3

And the end is what always gets me about that song. Seriously though we love the people at AT&T and thanks to them for sponsoring this podcast. They do have by the way the best sell coverage anywhere. They got more bars and more places. Go to AT&T.com to find out about phones and features and also to find a location near you AT&T your world delivered and the official sponsors of the TBTL podcast. All right. Let's do this strap in take a deep breath because this is TBTL who's looking for band. Jan Hansen

1:37.3

Chowry on Pyro 97 point.

1:57.3

Late our Gaga Gaga match. All the guys so good. A gun to mug. What? Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party.

2:05.3

Late our Gaga Gaga match. All the guys so good. A gun to mug. That's a really hard hard like to pronounce. Welcome back to TBTL to live on Kyro. And I'm your long time producer Jen Andrews. I'm flanked. I just used flanked. I've never done that. I know I fell into a Luke thing there. That's how we got in that whole menstruation conversation. Remember that because somebody wrote in so they hate the word flank. Yeah.

2:33.3

And it looks like what we're don't you like right administration and then he said you pronounce administration. And then I was insecure because I was a lady. I felt like I should know how to pronounce that word and then it turned out that I apparently it's either. Yeah. That's that's a whole other walk down memory lane.

2:49.3

I didn't say who I was flanked by. I am joined. I'm so thrilled tonight to be joined by Japan's number one mixer. And we are bringing you an hour of TBTL memories. It's going to be beautiful. You're going to cry. You're going to laugh. You're going to sing. You're going to shout. I make you all those promises in the next hour. First though.

3:11.3

I want to say I got an email from Daniel. Hey Jen just want to let you know that us graduating Ingram High School Tens will be listening to the show at the eight o'clock hour tonight at our post graduation tailgate party.

3:22.3

Although I guess we won't really be Ingram High School Tens anymore what with the graduating but still. So to everybody from Ingram High School who's listening to TBTL right now because you just graduated first of all. That is hell awesome.

3:35.3

Congratulations. So proud of you. We want to say specifically to the rocketry club. We love you guys to Daniel to Sarah Rogers to principle. Was it flow. Whatever all your names are. We love you guys. And we wish you every good thing in the world. Have an awesome summer. And congratulations from all of us here at TBTL.

3:54.3

That's out of the way. Okay. So last night I took us down a walk down memory lane. All my favorite moments from TBTL. I ran out of time. I didn't get to the mall. Tonight is Sean's turn. He is going to go through some of his favorite moments. So Sean why don't you tell us what your first favorite moment is.

4:13.3

Okay. So these are in a non specific order. No particular order. Good to know. No particular order. You love all of your children equally. That's good.

4:22.3

I do. I do. Except for Sammy. We keep him in the basement because he has one of those ugly. So my first choice of memory lane walk down is when Jamie and I attempted to breed our beta fish.

4:38.3

Yes. That was a love that was not meant to be. Yeah. Yeah. It's Jamie our intern emeritus. Yes. The gris. We she surprised me one day and a few other people here with some beta fish. They all went out. Got some fish.

4:56.3

And so I had the bright idea to try to mate some beta fish because I know if you put two males in the same tank together, they will kill each other. But if you put a female in the tank with a male, they're going to love each other.

5:10.3

Well, but you found out that was kind of simplistic when it came to the beta. It was real simplistic and actually this cut that we're going to hear is the very first offering from the beta tail.

5:21.3

Oh, no pun intended. Yeah. I got pretty good. So I guess that's enough intro. Yeah. Sure. Let's hear it. So you guys went and bought these beta fish. And now what are you trying to do? You're trying to arrange a marriage or something? Yeah. Sean had some ideas. Yeah. I was the one or somewhat. I don't know who, but we want. I wanted to we wanted to get some mating started.

5:46.3

How is that totally unsurprisingly? And so I learned from Jamie that when the males are really horny, they create bubbles at the top of the tank called a bubble nest. And as you can see, Luke, in there, it's like a root beer float. I know in here. This guy. I've got the fish here in the talk studio with me. What's this fish's name?

6:10.3

TV. It was pre-named TV for two beautiful or tuberculosis, whichever you prefer or tip. Who named the fish? We did. Okay. TV has like, it's like a white water rafting excursion. That's how that is how turned on TV is in here. It's not easy. He kicked him in a penis.

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