Hi there, folks. Welcome to the TBTL podcast. Luke here to remind you that this is all brought to you out of the goodness of the hearts of the people over at AT&T. Yes, they are the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. I'm going to tell you a story. I didn't I didn't think I was going to tell you guys about this on the air, but well, here I am. We had been fired.

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And they did. And here we are, unfired. It was an amazing moment. We were crying. The people from AT&T were crying. The security guard was crying because he was then barred from the building. Because again, he didn't work here. And you know what? Besides just being the absolute most awesome people and helping TBTL out AT&T also has really good coverage. Yeah, they got more bars and more places. They got good phones. If you want to find out more about them, go to ATT.com. You can find location near you.

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Alright, enough talk and let's get back to the rockin. Here's TBTL.

Well, I think a stroke. He drops it down. And then a hole goes in your body. There's blood everywhere coming out of your head. And then push your belly button. And then your butt falls off. And then you hold your butt. And you have to dig. And you find a little baby. That's exactly right.

You got to love the wisdom of children, which we celebrate on this show on a pretty regular basis. Welcome to TBTL, the show that might just be too beautiful to live. It is a gorgeous day here in Seattle.

Luke Burbank, the host of this program, however, is not here because he's in Spain. So I am the longtime producer of Jan Andrews. I'm sitting in the big boy chair. And of course, Sean Detroit, Japan's number one mixer is here with me. And we are going to bring you a really awesome show.

So don't worry. Totally relax. Some some promises I can give you is we'll hit our breaks on time. We will get to everything on the list.

Will there be hilarious fun tangents? Probably not. Although Sean did announce on Friday night show that he was pregnant, but then moments later took it back. It was kind of a mini tangent. Yeah, because it was just a food baby.

It was just a food baby. But as I said, maybe you should check that before you make such an announcement, because I had already ordered balloons. Right. And from producer to engineer, you just wanted to let me know. Yeah, right.

Exactly. What am I going to do with those balloons now? I don't know. Are they filled with helium? They just said congratulations on your new baby, Sean. How can I use those?

Like I said, do they have helium?

I don't even know. I was doing it so rapidly. Oh, anyway, we're here. We have a great show for you tonight. Well, we have a message all the way from Espanya from Luke. We have in keeping with that. We're going to have our Spanish lesson number two.

We are giving away Sounder's tickets. The game this Saturday here in town is sold out, but we have a pair of tickets. Really awesome pair of tickets. Actually, they are in the 100 level. So they are great.

And then at eight o'clock, I am going to pull back the curtain. I'm going to take you on a little walk down memory lane of some of the crazy fun things that have happened on the show and kind of tell you what was happening behind the scenes and annotate the clips as it were.

And then in the nine o'clock hour, we are very happy to be sharing with you a interview series that we did that was kind of very much a break from the norm on TBTL. We sat down for five hours. We did five separate interviews with one of our very, very dear listeners who has an amazing past that involves crime and drugs and being on the run and the FBI and prison.

And it was a pretty amazing series and we're going to bring you that this week in the nine o'clock hour. So I think it's going to be a really great show.

Again, I'm Jenny Anders and I'm weighing in today at one thirty two and I happen to know that's exactly my weight because I went to the doctor today because I went to Palm Springs over Memorial Day weekend.

And when I got home, I had this little sunspot on my forehead and I had one on my back and they were kind of a brown sunspot.

And I was, of course, self-diagnosed with melanoma. So I...

Oh, that's not good.

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