June 30, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the Show

Is a "pregnancy pact" really so bad?

Transcript

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Dear diary, today me and my legendary classic rock band set the night on fire with our killer
0:15.1	guitar moves.
0:16.1	Too bad I can't go on tour with them because of my job as a vampire hunter.
0:21.0	Sweep everyone!
0:23.0	I'm Morgan and I can heal people.
0:26.0	Look it, it's plain and simple.
0:28.0	It's bullshit.
0:29.5	You're about to be both hall and oats.
0:33.0	Big wolf.
0:34.0	Looks just like I don't care.
0:37.0	Luke's just like whatever.
0:39.0	But he's gay.
0:41.0	I mean, he's gay, excuse me, he's blind.
0:44.0	Johnny, that really is up.
0:48.0	He is also an Elvis impersonator up that way.
0:51.0	Please welcome back to the show, Elvis.
0:54.0	Good morning.
0:55.0	That dog is barking, that is not my dog.
0:59.0	Well, whoever it is, you better shut him up and gather around the radio.
1:05.0	Because it's time for a Monday night edition of TBTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
1:12.0	Get off Milk Island.
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