This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

Late they have been listening to a lot of Jay-Z. I mean, this new American gangster, as Jay would say, he got flowed.

Dear God, please make Barack go away. I pray to you and Margaret Thatcher, and Dear Agondi, that goes devices.

Carly Fiorina, those women. Amen to that! Woo! Life!

Correct me if you think I'm wrong, but I think there should be a cat limit for women.

Opinions vary.

There is an 80% chance in the next election that I will tell all my friends I am voting for Barack Obama, but I will secretly vote for John McCain.

It's like when Christian won Project Runway, even though Rami was clearly the better draper.

You are to me when you're working an innocent champion of honesty.

I need to clear my foot, Sickles.

All of a sudden, like, I heard, like, numb nut.

It is our turn.

Well, it sure appears to be anyway. Welcome to a Tuesday night edition of TBTL on what by any measure is a historic night.

So historic that I actually forgot to weigh myself.

And that's a first, a night of a lot of firsts here.

Now, if you're a conservative, a liberal, you're black, you're white, you're a Martian, you have to admit that we are watching tonight,

something that is unprecedented and will stick with us for a long time, whatever the outcome of the eventual presidential election is.

And that is the nominee of an African-American as a presidential candidate for one of the major parties.

Barack Obama, by all appearances, wrapping up the Democratic nomination for president.

He's in St. Paul, Minnesota.

And even as we speak, he and his wife, Michelle, are moving toward the stage where they are going to create a jubilant crowd.

Just to refresh her Hillary Clinton, just spoke moments ago, she did not concede.

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