This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

For the last three days, John has been feeling a painful burning sensation each time he is urinated.

And now this morning there was a new problem.

John had seen a discharge down there and he knew it was pus.

Now he was scared. What to do? There's only one thing to do.

And John's friend urges him to do it. And now...

Try listening to too beautiful do live.

That's not the only delicate question that we plan to bring you the answer to.

During this half hour of radio that we will be presenting.

We get lots of emails. A certain number of telegrams.

Which is odd because they don't actually do those anymore.

The odd western union telegram, Pony Express sometimes.

And people because they look up to us, because we are radio stars, as featured in Seattle magazine.

They ask us questions about really how they should behave.

And we're kind of like the ethicist from the New York Times magazine,

combined with Deer Prudence from Slate magazine, combined with...

Oh, I have an answer.

...savage love for you. So Deer Abbey is Abigail Van Buren.

Her sister is Anne Landers.

Oh. And Miss Manners is like a totally different person.

It's like Judith Martin or somebody.

Okay, well we're like all of them.

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