June 25, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 25 June 2008

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Welcome to the Show: Seattle Magazine

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Letter about push-ups

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0:00.0	This is Too Beautiful to Live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Hey, that reminds me, how do you get that kids darn fast?
0:12.0	Well, this whole thing is just who knows who.
0:16.0	And then over here you have favor to show.
0:19.0	And Ed has a friend at one of the agencies.
0:22.0	Me and Dot went into a dot-bond account and some went wrong with my semen.
0:25.0	And they said we had to wait five years for healthy white baby.
0:27.0	I said, healthy white baby, five years.
0:30.0	Okay, what else you got?
0:31.0	Said they got two Koreans going to niggas born with his heart on the outside.
0:36.0	It's a crazy world.
0:38.0	I am here because I want to fall in love with Celia.
0:43.0	When the adventure begins again.
0:46.0	I like your nurse's uniform guy.
0:49.0	These are OR scrubs.
0:52.0	Oh, are they?
0:54.0	Sleep everyone.
0:57.0	Is it fair to say that every single person here felt spirit energy around them last night?
1:02.0	Yeah.
1:03.0	And here I thought it was just me.
1:06.0	Well, let's do it again.
1:08.0	Welcome to a Wednesday night edition of TBTL.
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