Hello there. Welcome to the second hour of the TBTL podcast. We are going to get that rolling

in just a second or two here. First, a quick message to remind you that the TBTL podcast

comes to you because of the kind people at AT&T, they're the official sponsor of this

here podcastery. And, you know, they're doing the Lord's work here by supporting this podcast,

and it doesn't stop there for the good folks at AT&T. You know how when a fly or a bug comes

into your house, you know, it's summertime now, so that happens all the time, and you kind of

swat it, maybe with a rolled up magazine, but you kind of only half get it, and it's kind of injured,

and it buzzes off, maybe in a weird circle, or limps out the door, out the window, and you just

think, good riddance to bad rubbish. The people at AT&T have a huge warehouse in Duluth,

Minnesota, where all of those wounded insects are gathered up and nursed back to health.

It costs them over $70 trillion a year, but that's the kind of heart this company has,

and nowhere is that more evident than right here on the TBTL podcast. So make sure you patronize

them because they're big fans of our show as well. Go to AT&T.com for more phones, for more features,

and also to find a location near you. All right, I have a couple of Mayflies here in the studio,

I have to maim, and you have the second hour of TBTL to listen to, so let's get going on that.

I can't lie, I don't have a brain tumor, I just couldn't think of a reason to break up with you.

Break up, not with you sick like this, I'm going to take care of you.

No, no, no, I said I don't have brain tumor. That's just the brain tumor talking.

Oh my god, no, listen to me, I don't have a brain tumor.

Shh, go and rest your tumor, I'd kiss you goodbye, but I don't want to get brain cancer.

Huh.

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