Hello there. Welcome to the second hour of the TBTL podcast. We are going to get that rolling in just a second or two here.

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Alright, I have a couple of Mayflies here in the studio I have to maim and you have the second hour of TBTL to listen to so let's get going on that.

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There will be no bringing girls back to the house. I know how you guys are.

Actually, no, I don't see any reason why they can't bring girls back here to visit if they want.

Do you want to bring some girls home to the dog? No, I don't. I don't see any reason why they can't.

Yeah, maybe I'll bring some girls home too. Just find some real authentic slits and just turn this house into a whore home.

Is that what you'd like, Doug? No, it's not, but... There will be no smoking, drinking or drugs, no party.

You don't party. I know, that's for Doug.

Struggles with addiction.

Okay, number eight. You must not leave the house.

Well, never.

Well, then you might miss our number two of this Tuesday night edition of TBTL and then where would you be?

Welcome, Frendos, to the eight o'clock hour of this Tuesday night edition of the show,

it's episode 350 in a collector series. This is, of course, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

And I want to say, as I enjoy this delicious lipped in tea,

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