Say hello to my little friend, but should I say tens of friends listen activity of the net are

I've been trying to quit drinking and the other day I drink a 12 pack of old tools

I went riding around in my car and I got pulled over by a cop

He's like, son, have you been drinking? I'm like, uh, sort of

Said, well, you've been drinking and I said, oh, doles not alcoholic beer

And he wrote me a ticket for being a gay lord

We have a great show for you tonight. Who mistake is here? No?

The good news is we don't have hoovistank either on this Tuesday afternoon edition of TBT L

What we do have for you though is the show that is probably too beautiful to live

It's a ship that made the castle run in less than 12 parsecs. Hi everybody

This is episode 583 in a collector's series. My name is Luke Burbank. I am your host weighing in it

181 pounds

I've got good news for a certain select group of listeners

Folks who have emailed me saying why don't you ever play the little red wagon drop?

I love that audio drop when you play it. It's so fun

Of course, I only play that when I'm on the little red wagon and so in order to satisfy your desire to hear it

I have to reorient my entire life and in fact go

Dry from the booze drinking well the good news is after the recent weekend where I punched my own ticket to crunk town like three times

I am in fact you can't ride in my little red wagon

Boo, boo, boo, boo, I am back on the little red wagon until the 4th of July so a couple of weeks

And my suffering and white knuckling it will make all of you happy

Those of you who like to hear this

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