Hi there, Party Peoples. Welcome to another

scintillating edition of the TBTL podcast.

As you have now probably come to know, the TBTL podcast is brought to you exclusively

by the kind, kind peoples over at AT&T. That's right. They are the official sponsors of this

podcast and because of their generosity, it's coming to you absolutely free. And well,

we just, we couldn't be more appreciative here on the show that this big huge company AT&T

that provides such amazing service has deemed the TBTL podcast worthy of its patronage.

And while I've written a haiku for them, for AT&T that I would just like to read now,

dear AT&T, you're simply the best, better than all the rest, better than anyone.

Anyone I ever knew. All right, so I guess in terms of the syllables that wasn't technically a haiku

and also in terms of it not actually being originally a Tina Turner song,

you know, okay, that wasn't a haiku, but it did summarize my feelings and our feelings on TBTL

towards the good folks at AT&T. And you should go show them the love as well. Go to AT&T.com to get

more phones, features, and most importantly to find a location near you where you can go and hug one

of them in person. All right, that's enough of the commercial messages. Now let's get to the TBTL

messages and start the first hour of the TBTL podcast. Let's do this.

Dear Luke, Jan, and Sean, the tens are here listening to chiro 97.3 FM because we love you,

but our addiction to TBTL has negatively affected our lives in the following ways.

Hot Cheetos earworms, prom-related flashbacks,

tried Chevrolet Snickers Pie. Please, please, please accept this gift that we are offering

and start the show now.

Welcome one and all, including Candy Finnegan, Jeff M. Vandarin, and the rest of you interveners

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