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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

June 2, 2008 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 June 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Summary

102nd Party Post-mortem

Luke's thoughts on the new Vanity Fair article profiling Bill Clinton's life as an ex-President.

Transcript

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0:00.0

You asked for it. Our three of two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank starts now on

0:09.0

NewsTalk 710 Cairo. I'm so excited. I'm so excited. I'm so scared.

0:22.0

You know what you need to do? You need to go into your closet and you need to

0:26.1

go your life. You need to pick yellow green orange tiles yourself, alright? Get off

0:31.7

Milk Island. You know when I got in this whole radio show game, I love it when

0:41.4

people talk about whatever it is they do as a game. It's just the most

0:45.6

fogal bird thing you can do. When I got into this whole tile and

0:51.7

flooring selling game, when I got into this whole accounting game, when I got

0:59.8

into this whole radio show having game, I thought you know it was going to mean a

1:02.5

lot of the ladies a lot of attention from the fairer sex. But I found out last

1:10.9

week that what I really needed to do if I wanted a lady attention and if I

1:16.6

wanted to be a mega celebrity who people waited in line for hours to meet.

1:21.5

Was not having a radio show rather it was effectively approximating Johnny

1:28.7

Depp's character Captain Jack Sparrow of Pirates of the Caribbean at Disneyland. I

1:35.6

learned this by reading an interview really a story written by a guy named

1:41.4

Brandon Heluk. It was told to a guy named Dave Gardetta at the at LA magazine.

1:46.2

The headline is Pirates Booty. An ex Jack Sparrow spills on life at the

1:51.8

Magic Kingdom. Now immediately this caught my interest because one thing I do

1:54.9

know is that people who have been working within the grounds at Disney have

2:02.5

to sign a very onerous, very draconian, very severe non-disclosure agreement.

2:09.4

At least that's my understanding because in other radio shows I've worked on.

2:12.8

We've tried to get people on who used to be Donald Duck or whatever and

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