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The Bert Show

June 19th, 2023 - FULL SHOW - PART TWO

The Bert Show

The Bert Show

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, Society & Culture

4.14.4K Ratings

🗓️ 19 June 2023

⏱️ 47 minutes

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0:00.0

You're on the virtue. There are some things in your marriage that you really there's no real estate for compromise like

0:09.0

He wants a kid and you don't

0:11.4

Can't really compromise on that whole thing. Mm-hmm. He wants to have an affair. I don't want him to have an affair

0:17.4

No wiggle room on that now and joining that's not yeah

0:22.4

At least negotiate I really set myself up here because my example is not

0:27.9

Nearly as dramatic as what we have just thrown out there. What do you got going out with Bart? I just want to be able to eat pasta in my living room

0:34.7

Well, what's his beef with that?

0:37.7

Cuz he doesn't come out of nowhere. I can't just say hey, I just want to let you know

0:42.0

The rule even though you've never eaten pasta in the living room before is you can't eat pasta in the living room

0:48.6

I feel like you either grew up in one or two households

0:51.2

Where you like you sat around the dinner table and it was like strict family time no TV or

0:56.7

You sat around a dinner table or you had like the dinner trays or whatever we had to like these little desk and

1:02.8

You watch TV a little plastic desk things these are like actual

1:10.0

Weird tangent so we actually have the school desk that my parents had when they were like little or whatever

1:15.9

So like there's these little wooden metal school desk

1:18.6

And that's what we used to sit on and eat in front of the TV when we ate wait a second

1:22.6

Not the ones with like the one elbow on one side and you would do your work on the front

1:26.7

I mean, I can forget it. No, it's they're not like that

1:29.3

But they're like these little wooden and it's attached and you slide into it and then there's a metal bottom

1:35.1

And there's like stuff to put your books. Oh, yeah, you could put your books. Yes

1:38.0

I want to know why they took their the desk that they steal it from the school

1:43.6

I have a pew from the church that my mom and my granny went to what is with your family and taking chairs

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