Hello, hello, hello, hello, that's terrible singing.

Hi guys, Luke here, the TBTL podcast will be underway in just a matter of seconds,

but before that I want to remind you that it's all brought to you courtesy of AT&T,

they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast, and that's making it so that all of you can hear this

for free. What I like to do just to show my appreciation is all actually just there's an AT&T

store by my house. I'll just go, I put fresh flowers in front of it. I, a lot of times, will sweep up,

and just kind of out front. I'll go there at night and watch the windows. I got in some trouble

for that with the cops, but you know, that's how I show my appreciation. Of course, I also use AT&T

as does Jen. If you, if you want to make friends with some people who have supported TBT on a

huge way, make sure you get out there to their website, which is att.com, you can see the phones,

and all that stuff. Find a location near you where you can go in and show them the love

in whatever way you deem appropriate. AT&T, they're your world delivered, and they're also the

official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. All right, let's do this. Welcome to TVTL.

I'm Jerry Springer, and I want to be your governor, which makes what I'm about to tell you

even more difficult. Some nine years ago, I spent time with a woman I shouldn't have,

and I paid her with a check. I wish I hadn't done that, and the truth is, I wish no one would ever know.

Because that was a bad decision, Jerry Springer, but I appreciate that you apologize, do manned up,

future responsibility. That's really a lot about what too beautiful to live is all about manning up,

taking responsibility. Right. Sometimes sitting in the big boy chair unexpectedly.

This is Jen Andrews. I'm your longtime producer. I am joined by Shanditori, who is Japan's

number one mixer as a Friday night here on Two Beautiful to Live. And we've been throwing a

curveball, but much like Roger Clemens in front of a congressional hearing, we're going to

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