June 18, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2008

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Welcome to the show: Who's more relevant? Kanye or Pearl Jam

LATimes Quiz: Celebrity Real Names

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Wow Tobias had arranged an audition for a local commercial.
0:13.0	First of all, I love it.
0:15.0	Quick question though. Am I pennant about the fire? Am I being brave for everyone else?
0:21.0	The fire. It's a fire sale.
0:25.0	Okay, I didn't, well, let's give it a shot.
0:29.0	Oh my god, we're having a fire sale. Oh, the birdie!
0:35.0	Oh, amazing, great.
0:40.0	This isn't a fever. Can't even see where the dove is.
0:44.0	And see.
0:46.0	Would you like to try that a little simpler, maybe?
0:50.0	No.
0:52.0	Sweep everyone.
0:55.0	Give me one of those, forget me drinks. I made a mistake. I got a wipe out.
0:58.0	I was trying to do a Don Rickles about Aroms, but it turned into a Mel Gibson about Mexicans.
1:04.0	Bagel, bagel, bagel, bagel, bugle, bugle.
1:07.0	I think it's a mating call of the salbellied nargally.
1:11.0	Whenever Mr. Knightley rolls over and exposes his genitals, it warms my heart.
1:15.0	When I'm ready to be receptive, that's when I kind of flip the switch, the chip switch.
1:21.0	We flipped our chip switches people.
1:24.0	And we are ready to go with a Wednesday night edition of TVTL.
1:29.0	Oh, and the adventure begins again.
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