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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

June 13, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 13 June 2008

⏱️ 35 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to our very special episode of "How To's". TBTL is People Helpers!

How to apply eye makeup with a mirror. How to escape from a locked bar.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Luke Burbank This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank

0:07.2

on Newstalk 710 Cairo For the last three days John has been feeling

0:12.1

of painful burning sensation each time he is urinated.

0:15.6

And now this morning there was a new problem.

0:18.3

John had seen a discharge down there and he knew it was fine.

0:22.0

Now he was scared. What to do? There's only one thing to do.

0:26.2

And John's friend urges him to do it. And now

0:29.6

try listening to too beautiful to live.

0:39.3

Trump stakes are the world's greatest stakes and I mean that in every sense of the word.

0:44.4

Memories are made in in your mouth.

0:47.0

He is really with me and I ain't live. System!

0:59.2

To live without you.

1:01.9

It's like my heart is trying to hug my brain.

1:05.6

Listen I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies,

1:09.8

the clones and the free creams and allotions.

1:15.6

But my life is good.

1:18.2

But get ready for it to get even better U.S. Americans.

1:24.0

Because tonight we bring you a very special Friday night edition of TBTL.

1:31.9

A how-to guide for your entire life.

1:37.7

At least your life this weekend.

1:48.8

We'll explain exactly what that means in just a few moments.

1:51.6

First I'll let me mention. My name is Luke Burbank.

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