June 10, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Welcome to the Show: Jen had another dinner party story.

Celebrities and Death: How should we handle it?

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:08.0	I'm tired of f**king losing, I'm trying to get my ass beaten so those guys,
0:12.0	they're gonna change the fking st around and get after it.
0:16.0	And only we can do it.
0:18.0	The fans are pissed off and I'm pissed off and the players are pissed off.
0:22.0	And that's the way it is.
0:24.0	There's no f**king easy way out of this.
0:26.0	I can't feel sorry for myself, got a f**king buckle it up and get after it.
0:30.0	Oh my gosh, this is so sexy in the city.
0:33.0	Get off Milt Island.
0:35.0	You know, it's not so much the burning, but itching.
0:40.0	Oh my god, it's driving me crazy.
0:43.0	It's working, it's working.
0:47.0	Correct me if you think I'm wrong, but I think there should be a cat limit for women.
0:53.0	Mommy wow, I'm a big kid now.
1:00.0	What causes diarrhea?
1:02.0	It is one of the greatest mysteries in the scientific world.
1:06.0	I'm so excited, I'm so excited, I'm so scared.
1:16.0	No need to be scared, friendos.
1:19.0	It's just a Tuesday night edition of TBTL.
1:23.0	The show that is, well, probably two beautiful to live.
1:38.0	I'm your host Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.
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