Hi there podcasting enthusiasts and those who love them, Luke here. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

We're going to get underway in just a moment. First though, this reminder that AT&T is the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

You get to listen to it for free, but I got to tell you, just making this podcast every month costs us, I don't know,

$16, $17 million. There are so many expenses, there's the bandwidth, there's a studio time, there's the team of monkeys that we have,

we have a giant room in our basement full of monkeys typing on laptops, and they do most of the blogging for our website,

and also they make sure that the audio gets uploaded to the podcast. I mean, that's where probably I'd say 15 million of it goes every month,

it's just just for the monkeys, and it's because we cut kind of a bad deal with the monkey union. I don't know if you know,

this monkey unions are incredibly hard to negotiate with, they drive a hard bargain, and if you disagree with them,

they fling feces at you. So basically we've got a lot of overhead every month, most of it monkey related,

and AT&T helps us with that, and then you get to listen to it for free, and everybody wins, including the monkeys.

So make sure you go to their website ATT.com, or you give them a call at 1-866 Mobility. AT&T, they are your world delivered,

and they are also the official sponsors of the TBTL podcast. Visit them at a store near you today, I promise they will not fling feces at you.

All right, enough talking, let's get to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

You're listening to TBTL, brought to you by the Soviet Union, and Pan-American Airlines, featuring

Saver Tooth Tiger, Tyrannosaurus Rex, with special guest, John Belushi, and music by Jeff Buckley,

and your host, who is himself, too beautiful to live, Luke Burbank.

Can you put your hand towards your face, please?

I'm sorry, Nakawa. Can you, if you have hand, close your face, close your face. I don't get that close to the glass,

I'm going to tell him on the floor, you know, how's this? Yes, you are not whiskey?

This is not whiskey, this is iced tea. If you gave me real whiskey, I need mysterious

face, I think I know what you want, you want this, right? I need more mysterious, and

more mysterious, yeah, I'll just try to think where the hell's a whiskey.

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