This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.

I'm not here to make friends, I'm not here to make friends, I'm not here to make friends.

I ain't here to make no friends.

Johnny!

That really hurts!

In my country, we don't have anything like darkness in it.

It breaks down our culture and language problems.

I mean it's faster!

Is it fair to say that every single person here felt spirit energy around them last night?

Yes.

I will send you the finest lubrication agents made by the sweat of 17 hardworking Canadian beavers.

They're called millennial with their iPods and flip flops.

It's working! It's working!

Well it certainly seems to be working anyway, because here we are with a Tuesday night edition of TBTL.

The show that kind of seems like it might be too beautiful to live.

I'm your host, McGruber.

Wailing in at 1, 190 pounds, if only I could build a device out of a paper clip to not make me a fat ass.

You know what the problem seems to be today?

Vanessa made me go to the fun forest, which still exists by the way.

And then after that we walked over to Dix, Lower Queen Anne, which also still exists.

And that is on the light scale by the way.

I shudder to think what I would weigh on the tailor.

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