Hey, everyone. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast.

This is Luke. We'll have it for you in just a moment. First, this reminder, though,

that AT&T is the official sponsor of this production.

And they're the reason that you can hear it. Absolutely for free. Isn't that nice of them?

You know, here in Seattle, it's like a thousand degrees this whole week.

Every day, highs between 900 and a thousand degrees.

It's crazy. All of the lakes have evaporated.

I saw an older lady's wig spontaneously combust.

It's a really wild time to be alive.

And if you work around here, you probably don't want to be in your office.

You probably want to be, you know, somewhere near a rushing river of glacial water.

And you know who's going to help you do that? AT&T because they got these phones

that have so much crazy computer wizardry built into them that you can be somewhere

cool, like maybe under a sprinkler.

And you can also be getting your emails and doing all that work stuff that you're supposed

to do. AT&T helping you deceive your bosses since 2009, or whenever it is they invented

these awesome phones. Also, they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast, speaking of

which here's our number one.

Jump back, hunk, a cat, you're listening to TBTL with Luke Sean and Jan here on 973 Reprim

with the added those in touch.

All day, all night, you feel my heat, feel, feel, feel, feel my heat.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a broiling, sweltering Wednesday night edition of TBTL

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