July 29, 2008 – Part 3
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 29 July 2008
⏱️ 35 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is TBTL with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | Hi there old guy, it's Demetri calling again, the guy from the street. |
| 0:12.8 | Now here's the way I work, I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you, you're |
| 0:17.3 | very elegant, woman, you're very attractive, but you know, I don't play that game. |
| 0:22.5 | I know your friend will tell you not to return calls, you're playing games like you see |
| 0:26.3 | in stupid TV shows, so here's how it's going to work. |
| 0:29.3 | I don't play games like that, I'm completely single, I'm very intelligent, I'm great |
| 0:35.6 | in bed, I make great money, believe it or not, I'm a complete catch. |
| 0:41.1 | And that's how I met Vanessa. |
| 0:45.1 | People said don't leave that message Luke, slash Demetri, but I said, she'll, she'll |
| 0:53.1 | hear my heart, she'll know that in fact I am a complete catch. |
| 0:57.5 | And the rest as they say is history. |
| 1:04.5 | It's TBTL here on NewsTalk 710, Cairo, I'm Luke Burbank, got you an Andrews here, Mr. |
| 1:14.6 | Chris Powell, Japan's number one mixture show on tutorial, be back on Thursday night, |
| 1:20.4 | Thursday and Friday of this week, it's going to be me and me and Dittori and silent |
| 1:26.8 | Nick and silent Nick, who is, I would say more of a behind the scenes presence on the |
| 1:34.0 | show than read aloud presence. |
| 1:37.1 | Yes, I will be what yeah, what are you doing? |
| 1:40.3 | Well, I do this every year and I go to a very remote camping place and I wear like a |
| 1:49.1 | moomoo and one of those like turbines that John Crawford wore and no makeup and I just |
| 1:55.0 | have my cocktail and I have no phone, I have no way to have internet or newspapers, I don't |
| 1:59.7 | take anything like that and I just completely check out so you're leaving us to just go |
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