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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

July 28, 2009 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2009

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Web Gem alert! Plus, Awesomenotawesome covers the Cronkite obit errors, and the latest use for M&M blue dye.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello there, everyone. Welcome to the third and final hour of the TBTL podcast.

0:06.9

Hi, this is Luke. We're going to get started in a matter of mere seconds. First, though,

0:12.5

a word from your sponsor. AT&T, they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast.

0:19.2

They're just awesome, wonderful peoples, and they're the reason that you get to hear this all for free.

0:24.6

And as you probably well know, well, if you're in the Northwest as you're listening to this podcast,

0:29.5

it's hot out. It's surface of the sun hot. In AT&T, they're not leaving you in the

0:37.6

lurch. I told you last hour about one of their phones, it'll make popsicles, not good popsicles,

0:42.3

not edible popsicles, but popsicles. And they've got another phone. I'm almost positive

0:49.0

that has a slip and slide. It's a tiny compartment in the back. You unhinge it and then you

0:54.8

unfold a slip and slide. And it has a hose, the whole thing. I don't know how they do it. They're

0:59.4

amazing. Hold on. Right? I didn't. I will look at it. All right, might be.

1:11.5

All right, so apparently they don't have a slip and slide built into the phone. But you can use

1:16.8

your AT&T phone to call your friend, Harold, who has a slip and slide. Just make sure it's not a

1:22.8

crocodile mile because those things are pieces of crap. AT&T helping you get through the summer

1:28.5

and also, they're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. On the subject of which, here's our number

1:35.3

three. You're listening to TBTL. Don't be shy. Say it with me. TBTL on Cairo 97.3 FM.

1:53.1

Hey, it's Liz Lemon. This message is for the co-op board, I guess. This is the number you gave me.

1:59.5

I hope it's not fake because you accepted my bid and I haven't heard from you. But I'm doing great.

2:08.2

I bought a German television studio today. Does everyone know the ear bunch of liars or should I

2:13.9

tell them myself? Because I know a lot of people. You know what? I'm fine because I know who I am.

2:20.7

You. I feel sorry for you, co-op board. I am going to the hospital and I hope you're happy.

2:29.1

I'm just confused. It seems weird to me that you would still be advertising the apartment after

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