July 28, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 28 July 2008

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Summary

A Tale of Two Weekends: Luke went to the Pemberton Music Festival in Canada and Jen stayed in town for concerts, movies and BBQs.

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Hey guys, it's Lauren and Boston.
0:12.0	I just heard some mangling friends that I wanted to call in and say,
0:15.0	the whole book of evil.
0:18.0	Bye.
0:19.0	Here's my sweet stash, let's freakin' party.
0:22.0	Give it a little, Zeus.
0:24.0	This promise along this word I've ever heard spoken by a person.
0:28.0	Ah!
0:29.0	Ah!
0:30.0	Correct me if you think I'm wrong, but I think there should be a cat limit for women.
0:37.0	Where do babies come from?
0:38.0	Where do you think they come from?
0:40.0	Well, I think a sport, he drops it down, and then a hole goes in your body,
0:46.0	there's blood everywhere coming out of your head, and then push your belly button,
0:50.0	and then your butt falls off, and then you hold your butt, and you have to dig.
0:55.0	You find a little baby?
0:57.0	That's exactly right.
1:01.0	And this isn't even the night that we focus on science.
1:04.0	That's usually a Tuesday night deal for TBTL.
1:09.0	Hi there, welcome to a Monday Night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.
1:17.0	I'm Luke Burbank, your host, weighing in at 191 pounds.
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