July 25, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
TBTL
4.8 • 2.4K Ratings
🗓️ 25 July 2008
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
Welcome to the Show: Luke wants a fun word to describe his weight gain (and he doesn't mean "pudgy")
By special request: Luke and Jen relive the moments we shared with Kelly O of "The Stranger". And you will all learn where we got the phrase "Drunk people are so meta"
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| 0:00.0 | This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | Spider pig, spider pig, does whatever a spider pig does. Can you swing from a web? |
| 0:17.0 | No, we can't. He's a pig. Look out, he is a spider pig. |
| 0:23.0 | Where is it going to happen? I can spill some of my $3,000 suit. Come on! |
| 0:28.0 | The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator, but the guy doesn't make that in three months. Come on! |
| 0:35.0 | Why don't I just take a win to this $5,000 suit? Come on! |
| 0:39.0 | I like your nurses uniform guy. These are OR scrubs. |
| 0:45.0 | Oh, are they? |
| 0:49.0 | Fish are jumping and the cotton is high. Feels almost like a summer night and how does the living really get any easier? |
| 0:57.0 | Let's just be honest. Then a Friday night edition of TBTL show that is probably too beautiful to live. |
| 1:06.0 | I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189.5 pounds. |
| 1:11.0 | And you know, it occurred to me that you ladies, the females in the audience, you guys have all these terms. |
| 1:18.0 | BBW, big, beautiful woman, you know, more cushion for the push-in, curvy, even big bone. |
| 1:28.0 | You have all these different ways to describe when you're, you know, you might be on the sort of, you know, plumper side. |
| 1:35.0 | We have hips that don't lie. |
| 1:37.0 | Precisely. And what do we guys have? |
| 1:42.0 | We got nothing. I say this as a guy who is rapidly moving into soft-tick territory. If I don't, you know, change my weight gaining weight. |
| 1:51.0 | This is a real, this is a real, you know, I think, kind of oversight. |
| 1:56.0 | So maybe, I don't know if tonight's the night for it, but at some point, Jennifer, can we try to work on some? |
| 2:01.0 | Maybe meaty? |
| 2:03.0 | Well, because you don't like pudgy. |
| 2:05.0 | If you call the grow-pudgy, that would be hurtful. |
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