Hello, dearies. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. I'm Luke Burbank.

We're going to have that for you in just a second. First, though, this quick reminder

that the TBTL podcast is sponsored by AT&T, the official wireless provider of our fine radio show

and podcast. And you know, it costs a lot of money to put this together. You know, we're all doing

our part to cut back on expenses. I've gone out and gotten a paper route to help pay for this podcast.

Well, I didn't really. I didn't get a paper out, but I mean, I get the paper and I've stopped

tipping the paper boy at Christmas time. You know, they give you that little envelope.

Like what are they just giving you an envelope as a gift? No, that's because you're supposed to put

a tip in it. And I've been not doing that. That's my commitment to you. What have you done lately?

Well, hopefully what you're going to do is check out AT&T's website, which is AT&T.com or you're

going to give them a phone call at 1-866 mobility and look to them for all of your wireless needs.

They're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast and they're just sweet, sweet human beings.

Make sure you check out a store near you. All right, here we go. Our number one of the TBTL podcast.

So I sent myself, self, grab another pap splurib and established in Milwaukee, 1844,

turn on the radio and listen to the TBTL.

Welcome, welcome, welcome to a fried and Iedition of TBTL. The show that's probably too

beautiful to live. I'm your host, Luke Burbank. Since I'm just making this up, let's say that I'm

weighing 187 pounds. Let's say something really, really phenomenal happened. Like what? I don't know.

Liposuction in the night? Maybe night, night post-suction or something.

Hi, everybody. We're coming to you on tape here on this Friday evening. That's why I don't know

exactly what my weight will be when you're hearing this, but suffice it to say, it's probably

somewhere in the neighborhood of 190 pounds. We have a really fun program scheduled for you tonight.

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