This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a new stock 710, Cairo.

That's mine.

Hello, that's my restaurant.

This is right next to Maurice.

I frequently die near establishment and I've met her up about it.

Well, my name's Maurice and I call to say there's been a change in your menu that's not okay.

You see the cost lower sesame oil base, but now it's vinegar.

My mouth says it's under disgrace.

And while we're on the topic of things that you lack, get that hot Peruvian waiter back.

So here's an appetizer for your ears.

Get on the table and shout it.

So everyone here is fix up your restaurant and do it quick because everything you serve it cold makes me sick.

Except your tuna melts are a really good face.

Why do we play just one super long drop to start tonight's show?

Because we can and if you don't like it and you have $7, maybe you'd like to hire Rap Master Maurice to tell us just why you didn't like it because that would be meta.

You're young people are so meta.

Welcome to a Thursday night edition of TBTL, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in it 190 pounds.

Let me just tell you honestly how I feel about that.

No! God, you f***ed it up! God, f***ing you!

That's what I tell my mouth every time I eat a giant plate of nachos.

Doesn't seem to be working though.

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