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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

July 22, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2008

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: A former serbian leader found hiding in plain sight (Luke ponders his ability to do the same thing)

Transcript

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0:00.0

This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

0:09.0

Sorry for the confusion, but gang, I did not realize that this one has already been pulled.

0:15.0

I'm gonna let it air. I'm gonna let it air tonight. You better buy it.

0:18.0

We're gonna give you Santa. We're gonna give you peace. We're gonna give you glory.

0:24.0

We're gonna give you Princess Aaron Valentino Curly and Blackie and Covey.

0:30.0

And we're gonna let this run one more time.

0:34.0

No! God **** you **** it up. God **** you.

0:38.0

That was me with one person, Patti. I'm really vague.

0:42.0

Uh-huh. So that's, you know, coming along.

0:51.0

His name is Chancellor. Okay? There's a good chance he's half domesticated.

0:58.0

Oh my God!

1:02.0

That's why I live in a T.P. What is your favorite food?

1:06.0

Grape Susette.

1:07.0

Jerry.

1:08.0

Meatballs.

1:11.0

Hidley Ho.

1:13.0

Welcome to a Tuesday night edition of TVTL.

1:17.0

The show that it is in all probability, well, just to just to darn beautiful to live.

1:23.0

You're embarrassing me in company. You advance yourself.

1:27.0

I'm your host Luke Burbank weighing in at 189.5 pounds. I'm not letting it get to me.

1:35.0

Here's my sweet stash. Let's freaking party.

1:38.0

Although I don't think it would hurt if I started paying at least some attention to what I'm eating.

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