July 21, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 21 July 2008

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Welcome to the Show: Bridal showers and RSVPs

The blogger who lost his temper in a coffee shop

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	There he goes. One of God's own prototypes.
0:13.0	A high powered mutant of some kind never even considered from mass production.
0:17.0	Too weird to live. Too rare to die.
0:20.0	Do they have names? Yes they do.
0:23.0	Jean Promachan, how are you?
0:25.0	Ah, Jean! Oh, Jean is it either best.
0:29.0	What about the pup? The pup is unnamed.
0:32.0	You can't put a name on the innocence of that face.
0:36.0	And I'm trying to get into break dancing.
0:38.0	Sacramento, Sacramento Valley, tomato, tomato juice.
0:44.0	Give it a little juice.
0:46.0	What are you gonna do to me? Do it!
0:49.0	Well, we were thinking, and this is just, you know, blue skying here, right?
0:54.0	I mean, no bad ideas.
0:56.0	Just run it up the flagpole, see if it catches wind.
1:00.0	You know, just toss it out on the porch, see if the cat licks it up.
1:03.0	You know, just, we were spitballing.
1:05.0	And we thought we'd do a Monday night edition of TBTL.
1:09.0	The show that is probably too beautiful to live.
1:12.0	This promise along this word I've ever heard spoken by a person.
1:15.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.
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