Hello, dearies. Welcome to our number one of the TBTL podcast. I'm Luke Burbank. We're going to have that for you in just a second. First, though, this quick reminder that the TBTL podcast is sponsored by AT&T, though, the official wireless provider of our fine radio show and podcast, and you know, it costs a lot of money to put this together, you know, we're all doing our part to cut back on expenses. I've gone out and gotten a paper route to help pay for this podcast.

Well, I didn't really, I didn't get a paper out, but I mean, I get the paper and I've stopped tipping the paper boy at Christmas time. You know, they give you that little envelope.

Like what are they just giving you an envelope as a gift? No, that's because you're supposed to put a tip in it. And I've been not doing that. That's my commitment to you.

What have you done lately? Well, hopefully what you're going to do is check out AT&T's website, which is at t.com or you're going to give them a phone call at 1-866 mobility and look to them for all of your wireless needs. They're the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast and they're just sweet, sweet human beings. Make sure you check out a store near you. All right. Here we go. Our number one of the TBTL podcast.

TBTL on 9-7-7-3-SF Hi-Road.

Hello, Neil and Buzz. I'm talking to you by telephone from the Over Room at the White House. And this certainly has to be the most historic telephone call ever made.

I just can't tell you how proud we are of what you're doing. For every American, this has to be the proudest day of our lives.

And for people all over the world, I am sure they to join with an impactizing put an immense feat. This is because of what you have done.

The heavens have become a part of man's world. And as you talk to us from the sea of tranquility, it inspires us to re-double our efforts to bring peace and tranquility to earth.

Lofty Praise. No doubt. He got a few things wrong. It's actually Luke, Jen, and Sean. And we're broadcasting from East Lake Crush from the Azteca.

Sometimes confused with the sea of tranquility. We'll take it though. We'll take any compliments we can get here on a Monday night edition of TBTL.

The show that's probably too beautiful to live.

Inspired by kittens.

I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 188 pounds.

It had to be the construction project over the weekend. Believe me, we'll talk about it a little later.

I created a body-sense odor yesterday that scientists should be studying after tearing apart the upstairs room in our house. We'll get into that in a moment.

We've got lots of other things to going on tonight, including.

Hi, this is Luke's Mom Suzy coming tonight on TBTL.

Today is the 40th anniversary of the moon landing. But did you know there was an alternate radio frequency channel that the astronauts were talking back to Houston on?

No one has the tape except TBTL will play some of it for you.

Hard times at Harvard University. All kinds of money problems, racial profiling.

It's a good thing that you just went to community college.

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