July 2, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 2 July 2008

⏱️ 36 minutes

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank, a news talk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Time all game, 4 and 7 10th seconds remaining, Nate breaks it into any Johnson.
0:13.0	Any with 3, fires up a 3.
0:15.0	He got it, any Johnson hit it from the top of the logo.
0:20.0	He hit it from the end in Colosseum.
0:24.0	Look it, it's plain and simple, it's both ****.
0:27.0	Nate McMillan with 4 seconds remaining, looking for a man.
0:30.0	Commit Burbank comes in, McMillan tosses it to McKean.
0:33.0	Derek starts up, 2 seconds, Derek stops, long jumps out.
0:36.0	God, Sonic's win!
0:38.0	Sonic's win at the buzzer!
0:40.0	Yeah, I'm just going to interject because I feel very strongly about this.
0:43.0	I really think you're full of ****.
0:45.0	You made it, you blew it up!
0:48.0	They did it.
0:50.0	They finally did it.
0:52.0	Kevin Durant was actually the statue of Liberty.
0:57.0	And we are on a messed up future version of Earth the entire time.
1:02.0	That's why I live in the T.P.
1:04.0	And that's why we come to you with a heavy, heavy heart on this Wednesday night edition of T.B.T.L.
1:10.0	The show that, like my beloved Super Sonic's, is probably just too beautiful to live and boom goes the dynamite.
1:19.0	I'm your host, Luke Burbank, weighing in at 189 pounds.
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