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TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

July 16, 2009 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.82.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2009

⏱️ 44 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the show: Jen's tv update andLuke's yard waste update

Transcript

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0:00.0

Well, hello there. If it isn't the citizens of Earth, welcome to the TBTL podcast. I'm Luke.

0:06.5

We are going to get underway with our number one in just a moment. First of this quick reminder

0:10.8

that AT&T is the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. They have put their money behind this

0:17.2

here, little production so that you can hear it absolutely for free. You know, it's not cheap

0:21.7

making a podcast. I was telling you last week how we've been trying to keep expenses down. I

0:26.1

renegotiated our contract with our monkey union that we have in the basement. That saved us

0:31.2

a couple of million a year and that's not it. I have a chair that I sit in that is actually

0:39.7

carried. It has some kind of sticks that come off the bottom and what I have these muscle men

0:45.5

who care actually lifted up. It's very thrown-ish. You know what? Let's call it what it is. It's

0:49.8

basically a throne. I have essentially a throne that I ride in around the radio station. So

0:57.1

when it's time for me to go from my office into the studio or maybe go get some coffee or use

1:01.8

the restroom, I have some guys, okay, and they carry me on a throne around the radio station. Well,

1:06.6

it turns out that was apparently very expensive. Just the baby oil that they were using

1:12.4

was in the thousands of dollars a week. So fine, I'm making a sacrifice. I only have those guys

1:18.3

on Tuesdays and Thursdays now. So as you can see, we're all doing our part to make sure you keep

1:24.1

getting this podcast for free. Nobody though is doing their part more than AT&T. That's why you

1:28.5

should go visit them at ATT.com or call 1-866 mobility to find a location near you. They are the

1:34.8

official sponsor of the TBTL podcast and we love them so very much. All right, that's enough about

1:40.8

my baby oil expenses. Let's get into our number one of the TBTL podcast. So I told myself

1:48.0

grab another rainier made with Yakima Valley hops, turn on the radio and listen to the TBTL.

1:59.0

I like the nurses uniform guy. These are OR scrubs. Oh, are they?

2:08.7

Well, they're totally inappropriate for the UK. Well, I didn't know we were going to dinner.

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