July 16, 2008 – Part 2

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 16 July 2008

⏱️ 37 minutes

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Welcome to the Show: Getting Batman tickets, Prom tickets

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0:00.0	You asked for it, our three of two beautiful to live with Luke Burbank.
0:07.6	Starts now on News Talk 710, Cairo.
0:11.6	Jake, that one, man.
0:15.0	How many pollocks take screw up a light bulb?
0:17.0	I don't know, there.
0:19.0	One?
0:20.0	Nope.
0:21.0	Takes three.
0:22.0	Ha!
0:23.0	The wingman, now I told him wrong.
0:25.6	Here I'm starting again.
0:26.6	How come it takes three pollocks screw up a light bulb?
0:29.3	I don't know, man.
0:30.3	Because it's so darn stupid.
0:33.3	Luke enough, what's the matter, don't you get it?
0:37.7	I guess that's why they call it a way Homer.
0:39.9	Why is that?
0:40.9	Because you only get it on a way Homer?
0:43.3	I'm already Homer, man.
0:48.5	Now I had that joke been about Barack Obama.
0:52.8	Would have been racist.
0:56.1	I don't know if it would have been, but it would have been hard to make.
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