This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo.

Methamphetamines, the worst sunburn you'll ever have.

Taffypipers, the babies got a tummy ache, slinky pies, dinosaur cheerleaders, hairstyles for hobos, smokeable graham crackers.

Hey, I found some change in the sofa.

Hopeless sandwich with a despair pickle on the side, dentures for crocodiles.

Gilgroom food, tummy tumblers, tied-eyed lobster bibs.

Cut!

This is T-B-T-L, the show that's probably too beautiful to live.

I'm Luke Burbank.

I checked Ben's Steel's website today, Cbendy.com to see if he, in fact, got his iPhone.

He was on last night telling us how he's eagerly awaiting.

And he said he was supposed to get it this afternoon, so I haven't heard any report on that.

But if I do hear from him, I'll let you guys know, because I know everyone's waiting with baited breath.

One of the, I would say, least likely to become popular phrases of all time.

Waiting with baited breath.

That doesn't sound very good for anyone.

Now, of all the ways to describe that you're eagerly awaiting something.

That one, that one gets traction.

That one demonstrates stickiness in the parlance of our times.

All right, here's the scoop right now.

We are going to take your telephone calls.

The way this works is we give you the phone number.

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