July 15, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Leisure, Comedy

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 July 2008

⏱️ 38 minutes

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0:00.0	This is too beautiful to live with Luke Burbank on NewsTalk 710 Cairo.
0:09.0	Let's get you now to chairman 11 as he begins.
0:13.0	We thank you for your service to our nation.
0:15.0	We look forward to your report and recommendations as to where we go from here.
0:21.0	Mr. Chairman, ranking members, it is my great pleasure to introduce myself.
0:26.0	I am General Eugene Burbank.
0:29.0	What would be the ultimate number of troops at the end of the year?
0:33.0	Well, honestly, the amount of fighting left in Iraq is enough that I believe that Bruce Willis alone can handle it.
0:39.0	I mean, with the amount of money we've allocated, I believe it's not a reason not to ask for at least one water park.
0:44.0	Before I forget, I just want to say that I'm on Facebook if you want to be friends.
0:51.0	I dropped a stake in the bathwater.
0:54.0	Son of Tatum O'Neal.
0:57.0	What are you going to do to me? Do it!
1:00.0	Give it a little juice.
1:02.0	Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch.
1:04.0	Well, we know you're good at lying.
1:06.0	I think I can summarize the experience in one word.
1:09.0	Whoa!
1:10.0	Do you think y'all can handle this?
1:12.0	Uh, when the adventure begins again.
1:15.0	It does. It most certainly does.
1:19.0	Welcome to Tuesday Night Edition of TBTL, the show that is probably too beautiful to live.
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