Well, hello there. If it isn't the citizens of Earth, welcome to the TBTL podcast.

I'm Luke. We are going to get underway with our number one in just a moment. First of this

quick reminder that AT&T is the official sponsor of the TBTL podcast. They have put their

money behind this here, little production so that you can hear it absolutely for free.

You know, it's not cheap making a podcast. I was telling you last week how we've been trying

to keep expenses down. I renegotiated our contract with our Monkey Union that we have in the

basement. That saved us a couple of million a year. That's not it. I have a chair that I sit in

that is actually carried. It has some kind of sticks that come off the bottom. I have these

musclemen who actually lifted up. It's very thrown-ish. You know what? Let's call it what it is.

It's basically a throne. I have essentially a throne that I ride in around the radio station.

When it's time for me to go from my office into the studio or maybe go get some coffee or

use the restroom, I have some guys. They carry me on a throne around the radio station.

Well, it turns out that was apparently very expensive. Just the baby oil that they were using

was in the thousands of dollars a week. Fine, I'm making a sacrifice. I only have those guys

on Tuesdays and Thursdays now. As you can see, we're all doing our part to make sure you keep

getting this podcast for free. Nobody though is doing their part more than AT&T. That's why you

should go visit them at ATT.com or call 1-866 Mobility to find a location near you. They are the

official sponsor of the TBTL podcast and we love them so very much. Alright, that's enough about

my baby oil expenses. Let's get into our number one of the TBTL podcast. You're listening to TBTL.

Don't be shy. Say it with me. TBTL on Cairo 97.3 FM.

Is your baby comfortable with bees, wasps and honuts?

Enjoy just comfortable with everything. He's fine.

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