This is T-B-T-L with Luke Burbank on News Talk 710, Cairo.

Mr. Cheney, can you talk to us? Were you having sex with your dog this morning?

No, I favor it in the house. I told him I'm favoring the clock in the house.

And I don't even go check on me in the clock. On my face.

Family members refuse to believe Cheney might have a secret.

Why we have to have sex with a dog when he got a whole woman that lives with him?

I don't understand these.

I'm just trying to say nightly, it could be a lot worse.

There's a broken tail and then there's a horny 300 pound owner

who may or may not be trying to mate with you.

Speaking of Mr. Nightly, that would be Jen and Jason's dog for the uninformed.

He just strolled into the studio as did Jennifer.

It's a bring your kid to work night and here they are.

It's also, well, every day is bring your kid to work day if you're Jamie Begrisa and if you're Sean.

Although, Sean, I don't want to say you're an absent father to T-B because you know,

it's so important for them to have a male role model in their lives.

But I don't think you're as obsessed as Jamie is, and I mean that as a compliment.

I'm not totally overly obsessed. I want him to have some fun.

That's right. He's got to spread his fins and fly at some point.

On the other hand, Grizz, how many hours a day would you say you spend staring into the tank,

thinking about or online googling things related to Kai?

Well, related to all four of the betas in-house.

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