July 10, 2008 – Part 1
TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live
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🗓️ 10 July 2008
⏱️ 38 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | This is Too Beautiful to Live with Loop Burbank on NewsTalk 710, Cairo. |
| 0:09.0 | The Earth is a small, classy, gold-trimmed, with a letter's TTM. Talk to me! |
| 0:14.0 | I'm falling in love with Dealer! |
| 0:16.0 | Dear diary, today me and my legendary classic rock band set the night on fire with our killer guitar moves. |
| 0:23.0 | Too bad I can't go on tour with them because of my job as a vampire hunter. |
| 0:29.0 | Duh, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. |
| 0:33.0 | You're embarrassing me in company! You advance yourself! |
| 0:37.0 | Tombers, Salvas! |
| 0:39.0 | Sacramento, Sacramento Valley, tomato, tomato juice. |
| 0:44.0 | Awesome, like I heard, like numb-nut. |
| 0:48.0 | I don't buy this for one Iota! Not even a second! |
| 0:53.0 | Hello there's welcome to a Thursday night edition of TBTL show that's |
| 0:59.7 | probably too beautiful to live. Give it a little juice. Oh that's better. I'm Luke |
| 1:04.7 | Burbank your host weighing in at 188 pounds. Yeah that is down somehow. |
| 1:13.6 | Thanks to the magic power of drinking at lunch speaking of Andrew's dates. |
| 1:19.2 | Oh hey y'all fit my name. Andrews how was your date? It was great. It was at the Elysian |
| 1:26.2 | brewing company. Elysian. Elysian brewing company. Genentonic sperm, everyone. And Jason as we speak |
| 1:34.4 | is with Nightly at the doctor. At the vet. Yes. Which is ironic that you delayed the treatment |
| 1:41.0 | of Nightly even though now you're not there. I am trying to tell you it wasn't about me. It was |
| 1:46.1 | about to happen. I don't trust that doctor. Whenever Mr. Nightly rolls over and exposes his |
| 1:50.2 | genitals it warms my heart. Well there was a somewhat miraculous recovery. I witnessed |
| 1:56.5 | the tail end of last night. Oh god that's rich. That is just too much. |
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