July 1, 2008 – Part 1

TBTL: Too Beautiful To Live

TBTL

Comedy, Leisure

4.8 • 2.4K Ratings

🗓️ 1 July 2008

⏱️ 41 minutes

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0:00.0	This is Two Beautiful To Live with Luke Burbank on Newstalk 710, Cairo.
0:09.0	Hello everyone, well the Ball State Softball team continue to play this weekend.
0:14.0	Tomorrow's game will be the meeting between the two, beating both first.
0:23.0	Let's check out the highlights.
0:27.0	Steven Jackson, David.
0:32.0	Bridging Miller's looking good.
0:35.0	Passes it to the man, shoots it, and boom goes the dynamite.
0:39.0	Okay great, thanks a lot for that look in the sports, Brian.
0:42.0	Yeah.
0:43.0	I'm falling in love with Dealer.
0:44.0	Longer than there'd been fearshes in the ocean.
0:50.0	It's like when Christian won Project Runway even though Rami was clearly the better draper.
0:55.0	I'll be honest which I cried like a baby.
1:02.0	Awesome like I heard like numb nut.
1:06.0	It's not any more complicated than that.
1:09.0	Give me one of those forgive me drinks.
1:11.0	I made a mistake I got a wipe out.
1:13.0	I was trying to do a Don Rickles about Arabs, but it turned into a Mel Gibson about Mexicans.
1:19.0	Oh and the adventure begins again.
1:22.0	It sure does.
1:24.0	Welcome to Tuesday in that edition of TBTL, the show.
1:29.0	That like Jennifer's Microsoft Outlook account is probably too beautiful to live.
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