Lemonado.

I just had a birthday a little while ago, which seems to happen almost every year, and it got me thinking about time.

You know how they say time flies when you're having fun, which is true. I mean, it really does, but time also flies when you're getting old. I was in line for coffee at the airport, and this was just yesterday, and the woman behind the counter looks at me and says, Seinfeld, right? And I nod, yes. And then she turns to the brest next to her

and says, she's from Seinfeld. And the brest says, before my time. And I thought, no,

no, silent movies. That's before my time. I mean, come on, man. My time is right now, isn't it? Isn't it?

I mean, there's some social media thing about the 1990s going around. I don't know if you've seen it. And my publicist said to post something from the 90s because everybody's doing it.

So I asked my assistant to, okay, hang on. I sound, honestly, I sound like a complete Hollywood

asshole. I just said, my publicist and my assistant in the same sentence. They are actual people.

Lindsay Krug is my publicist and one of my

favorite friends ever, and Will Schlegel is my lovely and very kind assistant. But back to thinking

about time. So, Lindsay said, hop on this trend and post something. And I was incredibly busy,

so I asked Will if he could do it. And he posted this little

montage of me from the 90s, you know, Seinfeld shows and award stuff and, you know, life in general.

And as always, he did a great job. But when I saw it, I thought, whoa, that period of my life

feels like last month. I mean, it feels so familiar, so now. It doesn't feel old-timey

at all. But these photos are from like 30 years ago, 30 years ago or more even. How is this possible?

30 years time is just flying. I mean, it is flying. I have nothing profound to say about

this, just nothing. I mean, I know it's obvious, but I really feel it. So look, I have an equation

for you. If your mom was 30 years old when you were born, then when she was 40, you were 10.

And that means that you were 25% of her age.

But when she's 60 years old, you'll be 30, and that's 50% of her age.

So you'll be 25% closer to her age than you were when you were 10.

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