Welcome back to glad we had this chat and this week's listeners questions. So this week's

questions are all about Kel Suprees. They're not about how you would act out a packet of Chris flavours. Oh, that is a shame. We can do that after. It's fake tanning and everything that comes with it. Sure. Just out of interest, do you say fake tan or self-turn? I say self-turn. Yeah, I was I say self is better. Well, I say

Sal Tan, but sometimes I'm like, it's

fake tan. Oh, this is a long story, but some

people, fake tan or self-ton? I say self-tank. Yeah, I was going to say self-tank. Well, I say self-tan, but sometimes I'm like, it is fake tan.

Oh, this is a long story, but some people say that fake-tank is a negative word and so it has negative connotations, which is not what self-tan is. But I'm like, listen, I grew up in the 90s, noughties, it was fake tan then and it can be Tanam.

Especially in the north.

Yeah.

Okay, semi-easy one for you.

The first one is from me.

What is your biggest pet peeve with tanning application? Like if you see someone doing something online and you just go, oh. Circular motions. Interesting. When you are applying a moose or a water or any type of tanning product, circular motions is an uneven pressure when you are

distributing it onto the skin. If you sweep, almost like you're frosting a cake or plastering a

wall, you're going to get a much more even finish. Wow. A lot of nodding heads in the room.

Tom's like, right, noted. Right, this is from Bev. Do you both wear tan every week or just for occasions? Oh, Bev, I mean, I think the description of this show will tell you that. To and for any occasion, tan my face every other day, tan my body twice a week. Sunday night religiously tam, so I don't feel like shit on monday morning do you that's a good idea just my

face just so when i look in the mirror first thing on a monday i'm like oh you look great and the whole monday starts great i do it well i run out your drops so i used to do it like i say every other day every second day just to keep i have sent you some color by the way well i haven't had well i have Well, I'll buy them. The last potter had a price label on because I bought them.

I'm not afraid to spend money on you. But I don't do fake tan on the body. I just can't be bothered. And I'm mostly covered. I just can't. I don't get my legs out. If I'm on holiday. So you're a patchwork, Tanner. I'm patchwork, Tanner. That's me. Yeah.. Another listeners asked about tanning their hands. How do you stop your hands and feet being streaky or are you wearing gloves? I have so many times when I walk into a room, especially in meetings and I see girls hiding their hands. And often a lot of the time they'll get excited that doing a tan meeting the next day, they'll tan and then I'll mess the hands up. Or I'll be on the tube. Orange palms. It's tan stuck in between the fingers, or under the nails, which is actually a very common side effect of if you're using gradual tan and you forget to wash your hands. I can usually tell what tan it is. Moistrate your hands pre and post tan application.

And after you've put the tan over the, the hands are like sponges. They will drink the tan. Everything. So you need the tiniest bit. Use what's left over on the mitt from doing the full body. Sweep the mitt over the hand once, wipe the nails, cleansing balm on the hands. just wash the, like, balm over the palms, in between the fingers, and take a flannel and then wipe the cleansing balm off, put moisturizer on the bottom of your wrist and take... I always used to miss that bit. It's very, very common to get that tan sleeve. And then you just take a kabuki brush, we sell one, shape and glow brush, and just sweep it over the bottom

of the wrist and over the knuckles, and then you won't have that tan effect. If your tan is fading

on the hands quicker and you're ending up with the white palms, which is what this listener

has asked about, you can spray a makeup brush with a tanning water and just sweep that over the

hands and then buff it in and then wipe the nails and in between the fingers and palms again. What's the most awkward part of the body to tan? Underneath the boobs. If they're big boobs, I say, yeah, do you want to just lift them up? Did you have to do that with Chrissy Teigen? I did not. I'm just going to drop you in. did not. But I often, I'm like, do you want to lift your boobs and just lean over? Oh my God. I mean, there are very few men in the world who could get away with saying that to women. Would you like to lift your boobs and lean over? Listen, I've got to get in and around. I've got shit to do. And you're booking me to make you look great. I'm going to do it.

I think my daughter might be addicted to fake tan.

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