Hello, I'm Jules. Hello, I'm Sarah.

And welcome, welcome, Jules and Sarah the podcast, where today's show,

who knows where it's going to go? Who knows? Who knows? I mean, I do feel, and it's been coming,

but I feel like every week on the podcast for the past couple of months, we've been like,

oh, Portsley slew crew oh you've

really caught us on a moment oh we don't know and i feel like it's finally happened i've been

juddering and now i've really ground to a halt because the thing is jules i am sick of it i am sick of it. I am sick of it. I'm sick of myself. I'm sick of these

leggings. I'm sick of it. I'm absolutely, oh my gosh, I just, I have no other words other than

I'm sick of it all. Um, so much so that I spent an extortionate amount on knitwear last night.

You are preaching. You are preaching. You want to talk about splurges on knitwear. I am your

audience. I don't even care if the Portsilu crew don't want to hear this. I want to hear it all.

Just, I don't know.

There's just online shopping feels like one of the only things left to do.

It's just, I'm sick of going for a walk.

I'm sick of not washing my hair because there's nothing to wash it for.

And yes, of course, there is the argument that nothing to wash it for and yes of course there

is the argument that I could wash it and put makeup on to sit in my own house

but I'm sick of I'm so sick of myself that I can't be bothered I can't

that's what's happened the motivation the last the last kernel of motivation I

had to do anything, right, other than

keep myself as clean as I need to, to be a functioning human. That's it. That's the,

that's all there is left. I am done. Well, today, today, I can't see said leggings, but what I

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