Hello, I'm Jules.

Hello, I'm Sarah.

And welcome.

Welcome to Jules and Sarah the Nibble where I have no idea what this nibble's about.

No, now I'm very excited.

When the van, you remember, the van came down from June, Julian and the van.

And one of the things that was on the van was our Christmas presents, right?

So it's our Christmas presents from Christmas, because obviously Christmas was missed.

And one of the things that June bought me for Christmas is the autobiography of Jane McDonnell.

I'm reading it at the moment.

Oh my God, are you not? I'm reading it at the moment. I've just read the introduction. I read it last night and I was like, this would be amazing podcast fodder. I am literally, I read the introduction. I'm a bit further in. I read the instruction. I was like, that's going to be the nibble. I'm going to read the introduction. How weird. I read it, Sarah, I read it last night. I was like, this would make a great podcast episode. Brilliant. So if you aren't familiar with Jay MacDonald, oh my gosh, poor slew crew. I mean, she is a living legend. She's a national hero. I'm manifesting her. I am manifesting her. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. We must get close to Jane. Jane shot to fame when she was on a reality series called The Cruise. Right. Because she's a singer. Now, it's important to say, Jane's a bloody great singer. Let's not, you can't just... Jane is talented. She's a star. Oh my gosh, she's a fabulous, fabulous singer. And so she's

become, she was on loose women for a bit, wasn't she? She's from Wakefield, which she never had to forget.

Well, that's where Ken's from. Yeah, I mean, they could. They were like passing ships in the night,

him and Jane. And so this

is her biography, her memoir, and it's called Riding the Waves, My Story. Okay. And so what we're

going to do now, settle in, Portsloo Crew. I can't believe you read this last night. That's so weird.

Introduction. Okay. Are you ready? May 2019.

I'm lying in my cabin on the high seas when the ship's horn sounds. I wasn't expecting that.

Hopefully it doesn't mean anything sinister like a collision ahead. I'm being silly now.

I'm tucked up in my cosy bed, tired but happy. The ship's

motion is soothing. Through my port hole I can see the moon shining in the darkness, casting a

silvery light across the waves. It's been a long day of filming, but now I'm ready to drift off,

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