Juice Wayne feat. Gareth Reynolds

TRASHFUTURE

Comedy

4.6 • 851 Ratings

🗓️ 25 July 2018

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

On this special 1-year anniversary of the Trashfuture podcast, Riley (@raaleh), Olga (@rocknrolga ), Milo (@Milo_Edwards), and comedian Gareth Reynolds (@reynoldsgareth) -- host of the podcast ‘the Dollop’ -- about the infamous Juicero, and what its high-tech concept (and spectacularly low-tech demise) says about the capital class of Silicon Valley. The terrible Juicero advertisement that appears in the cold open is available here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1oHp-VvhDE You can commodify your dissent with a t-shirt from http://www.lilcomrade.com/. You can also purchase useful kitchen implements from our socialist cookware sponsor, Vremi (https://vremi.com/). Nate (@inthesedeserts) trimmed this from nearly 90 minutes down to a far more decent 65 minutes because no one deserves to hear this show uncut.

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0:00.0	Uh, juicerro, the best juice ever.
0:05.0	What comes out of the juicerro is so fresh that it shouldn't even be called juice.
0:09.0	It should just be called, I don't know, squashed produce, because that's what it is.
0:13.0	Our founder Doug is straight up made of juice.
0:17.0	Literally, there's juice in my veins.
0:19.0	There's juice in my veins. There's juice in my veins. There's juice in my veins.
0:22.9	There's juice in my veins. There's juice in my veins.
0:45.4	Hello and welcome again back to Trash Future, the podcast, where I don't say the name of it.
0:47.4	Well, I say the name. I don't say the intro of it anymore.
0:52.4	You fuck this up even worse than the old intro. Like, you're like irony attempt to not say the intro. You just bungle it even worse. No, I'm not saying the intro. The intro is too long. I'm tired of the intro. It's done.
0:58.2	Okay. I still believe in the intro. I believe in the, in the spirit of it. Yeah. But it's too long.
1:05.1	You're like a jaded former communist. You know, like I still believe in it, but I've, I've downgraded my expectations.
1:12.4	Yeah, no more intro.
1:13.6	But hey, it's happy, happy birthday approximately to us.
1:17.5	Woo!
1:18.6	We're a year old and we are the exact same premise and crew.
1:23.0	Yeah, we fuck way more than the average one year old.
1:25.4	Hey!
1:26.6	That's for sure.
1:27.5	We shit the same amount. Yeah, we're like an Austrian basement one year old. Hey. That's for sure. We shit the same amount.
1:29.0	Yeah.
1:29.3	We're like an Austrian basement one year old.
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