JUDGE CUST 1 | Unethical Discounts, Living on a Cruise, Digital Wiping, Grocery Cart Return
Pat Mayo Experience
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🗓️ 26 March 2026
⏱️ 88 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | In my much fatter days, I would buy an entire Dairy Queen ice cream cake for myself. |
| 0:04.4 | I'm just taking home and eat it. |
| 0:08.6 | That's how you know what's good. |
| 0:10.4 | Like, you know, I'm not proud of it. |
| 0:11.5 | Particularly if like, particularly, you're not the only person to have done something like that. |
| 0:16.0 | Like particularly when like someone doesn't come and pick up their cake and so it's like 50% off or 40% off because like Ron didn't come to get happy birthday Sheila. |
| 0:25.9 | So you're like maybe happy birthday Sheila, but it's happy Thursday, Tim, because this thing's coming home with me. |
| 0:32.5 | That used to happen. |
| 0:33.9 | I'm not going to like that used to happen. |
| 0:36.0 | Not saying I finish it always because sometimes I didn't. I have a question. Is there a good day of the like a better day of the |
| 0:41.5 | week? And what time is the best day is the day after a holiday? No, no, hold on. We don't go |
| 0:46.4 | through our lives looking for little edges. What are the 50% cakes coming on? I know what they are. |
| 0:52.7 | This guy who is always that's available to anybody. Get to Walmart. This guy's always wondering if I got to Walmart the day after Halloween. So he's always looking for an edge too. Oh, yeah. Look, when it comes to like either Costco or Dairy Queen for the cakes, you want to be there on February 15th. You want to be there on the Monday after Mother's Day. You want to be there on the Monday after Father's Day. You want to be there on February 15th. You want to be there on the Monday after Mother's Day. |
| 1:11.2 | You want to be there on the Monday after Father's Day. You want to be there on the day after Canada |
| 1:16.6 | Day. You want to be there on like, like, after Christmas or something. Because there are people who, |
| 1:22.3 | for whatever reason, will have ordered a cake, will not pick up their cake. That cake's for sale. |
| 1:31.5 | It's half price or it's discounted, and like, whatever, man. And it's got Sheila with balloons on it. |
| 1:33.1 | Who cares? I don't care who Sheila is. It's all going into me. |
| 1:38.0 | At Mayo Experience. |
| 1:50.4 | Welcome to the Pat Mayo experience presented by Underdog. If you have a case you need ruled on by Judge Cust, you send it to MayoMedia, Inc. |
| 1:56.9 | At gmail.com, because this is the first full-length episode of judge cust. |
| 2:03.7 | Now entering the courtroom of judge cuss. |
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