JPMC Sex Slave Update AGAIN & Sex With Trash Cans | 5.5.26

Hard Factor

Comedy

4.8 • 4.4K Ratings

🗓️ 5 May 2026

⏱️ 42 minutes

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Episode 1951 - brought to you by our incredible sponsors: Quo - For business communication, try QUO for free PLUS get 20% off your first 6 months when you go to quo.com/hardfactor Better Help - Your emotional wellbeing matters. Find support and feel lighter in therapy. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/HARDFACTOR. 00:00:00 Timestamps 00:01:00 Pat can’t breathe anymore 00:02:40 Cumming and hating it?! 00:05:00 Will you get Stefan Diggs on your team or not? 00:06:35 Even MORE updates to the JPMC Sex Slave saga 00:22:10 Man in Scotland having sex with a trash can 00:27:10 Incredible NextDoor post from Pat’s hood 00:31:00 Huge Gang of ATV riders and dirtbikers apprehended on the Bay Bridge Thank you for listening! Join our community at https://www.patreon.com/hardfactor for bonus pods and Discord chat. We love you all, and most importantly, get out there and HAGFD! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:23.2	Start planning your own Scottish holiday.
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0:30.0	What it is!
0:31.2	This is a macho man Randy Savage.
0:33.5	And this is hard factor.
0:35.3	And there is no one that does it better right now now, yeah. Nobody does it better. I ain't repeating myself. Go ahead. Tell me something right now. Yeah, and I'm living on nightmare. And I'm not a racist. And I'm always chilling. Oh, yeah.
1:11.4	Good morning and welcome to episode 19551 of Hard Factor.
1:13.5	It is Tuesday, May the 5th, 2026th.
1:18.4	Cinco de Mayo!
1:20.4	Cinco de Mayo!
1:23.2	Yes, yes, signor.
1:24.5	Oh, yes, papi.
1:25.4	Yes, sir.
1:27.1	Yes, sir. Yes, siror. Yes, signor. Bueno. Bueno. Hi, puppy. My penis. Yeah, how's it going? How are you guys doing? What's going on? Great. What's up? Great. Great. Great. You just said you couldn't breathe. Yeah, I don't know what happened, okay? I don't know. I don't want to say because it's like not a good amount, but a number of doctors listening to the show and I don't want them to like be messaging me that I got a problem. I couldn't breathe. Help that out. Doctors help that out. He can't breathe. He's breathe. He's dying. Couldn't breathe. Shortness of breath. Thought it was allergy related. It was like reading a book to my kids. It was between, like couldn't. It was tough, tough to read a book out loud. Woke up the next day. It was okay. Pretty scary there for a second.
2:18.2	Whoa.
2:19.6	Maybe you're allergic to your kids.
2:24.0	Certainly the cat I live with.
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