JP Sears | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #013

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 7 September 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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Summary

JP Sears is one of the most successful and hilarious social critics of our time and Roseanne was very excited to sit down with him to talk about the news of the day, the process of creation, and the insanity of our enemy.

JP Sears:

https://www.instagram.com/awakenwithjp

https://www.youtube.com/@AwakenWithJP

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0:00.0	Greetings Earthlings Earthlings. Thank you for coming to the Roseanne Bar podcast.
0:04.3	It's going to be an exciting convo with an exciting genius.
0:09.6	But how do you like my hair? It went out of control and I sprayed it with water because it was like total wire bad bad bad bad Jew hair day my hair sometimes becomes like wire and I can't do nothing with it but anyways I think I I made up for it anyway.
0:27.6	The testosterone's not helping with the hair? Well it's supposed to yeah. It is making my nails a little stronger.
0:35.0	And as Jake always points out, I am more pragmatic and calmer.
0:39.0	That is true.
0:40.0	I think that today's going to be an exercise in self-discipline for me because I'm going to attempt not to swear, not to use profanities.
0:51.6	It's the same thing. Oh yeah yeah they are to put one finger yeah and not to interrupt my guess because you know I'm just such a fan and
1:00.8	All right, I'm gonna hold you to it and so without further idea I'd like to introduce a very funny person and a great patriot
1:11.4	great thinker he's up here in the penthouse of thought which we always talk about J.P. Sears
1:18.0	Yay
1:20.0	Rose and thank you for having me and with your goals for today's show,
1:24.8	anything I can do to help fucking support you not swearing.
1:28.9	Let me know I'm here.
1:29.9	I have you back.
1:30.8	Oh, you see my patience is growing.
1:37.0	And I don't think you can do it.
1:39.0	She's not.
1:40.0	I did it yesterday.
1:42.0	For, I did it yesterday. I only said one F word that was good for two hours okay you know I was
1:49.3	praying on it before I did it that's the thing is I always pray, but you know what, I say the wrong
1:55.7	prayers, that's my fault, not God's, because I'll be saying, help me to, you know, channel the right message, but I didn't say, help me to channel the right message in the right way.
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