Candace Owens | The Roseanne Barr Podcast #014

The Roseanne Barr Podcast

Roseanne Barr

Comedy, Society & Culture

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 14 September 2023

⏱️ 71 minutes

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Summary

Roseanne and the incomparable birthing person Candace Owens sit down to discuss motherhood, gardening and the general insanity of modern America. Listen as these two momma bears lay out a plan to save our children from destruction.

Candace Owens:

https://twitter.com/realcandaceo

https://www.instagram.com/realcandaceowens

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0:17.6	Hello everybody. Welcome to the Roseanne Bar podcast. I'm very excited today. I have a lovely guest and she's a genius and she is a warrior par excellence and she's gorgeous and she is a birthing person.
0:21.6	Welcome please Candice Owens. Thank you for having me.
0:23.0	I hope I can live up to the hype of that intro.
0:24.9	But I definitely, I appreciate the birthing person part.
0:28.0	That's good.
0:29.0	Yeah.
0:30.0	How do you like that? I like it.
0:31.0	I like that we've erased women.
0:32.2	I like that the women are women. I like that women are gone.
0:34.0	Isn't that great? Yeah, I'm so glad that we've achieved that in the era of hyper-feminism.
0:39.0	For you see my patience is growing.
0:45.0	Isn't it great?
0:46.0	I've birthed five ungrateful little bastards as I always say.
0:50.6	Are you five kids?
0:52.0	Yeah, I have five and you're on your third third this is the third
0:54.7	one coming in November yeah back to back did you do it back to back I do I think my
1:00.8	middle three kids are going to be I mean yours are going to be the same
1:04.4	spacing as my middle three kids yeah I think it's the only way to do it you know
1:08.9	people that have one child then wait five years and have the second and then wait three years and have the third.
1:14.0	I just think I'd like to just be in the permanently pregnant phase and then be permanently done with pregnancy.
1:19.3	Yeah, and diapers.
1:20.7	I know me and my husband, we changed diapers every day for five years and then it was over it was over yeah and it's a it feels like a blink yeah you don't want to restart
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