Journey Of A Podcasting Idiot (Savant)!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2025

⏱️ 59 minutes

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Summary

EP #747: Bryan started his podcasting journey in a garage in Oak Forrest, IL, many years before podcasting was a thing! Now, decades later he is still waiting for his OG co-host to send the audio for upload. Then, Bryan and Krissy are slightly panicked and wildly underprepared for the upcoming 12 Hours of TCB. They kick off the countdown with chaotic planning, made-up time zones, and full denial about how much content they’ve committed to. B&K cover everything from the logistics of TCB's long-form podcasting (hint: there are none), to why Bryan can’t be trusted with episode numbers, to Krissy’s assessment that “Bryan math” should never be used to plan anything involving humans. The duo spirals through miscounted segments, awkward party metaphors, and even a brief mental health PSA (sort of) before circling back to one unavoidable truth: they’re in way over their heads. Also discussed: pocket cats, audience participation confusion, and the greatest “bad idea” they’ve ever had. TCBits Music: Aye Bryan! Watch EP #747 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits / TCBits Music: Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Aye, Brian!
0:03.0	I, Brian, can you take care of my daughter?
0:10.0	I, Brian, can you fix the leaking water?
0:15.0	I, Brian, can you pay for your own meal?
0:20.0	I, Brian, can you fix the stroke in the week?
0:24.6	Ah, Brian, you're more brutal than a burrow.
0:28.6	No, God my, Brian, that's the base in the Cerebra.
0:32.6	Aye, I, Brian, you're not a man.
0:38.3	You're just a guy who talks incessantly, a guy with soft, smooth hands.
0:44.3	Aye, Brian, when do you learn to grill?
0:50.3	I, Brian, why can't you sit still?
0:55.8	I, Brian, do you only drink like beer?
1:00.9	I, Brian, what are you doing? I'm not here.
1:05.7	You're like a guy in a floha.
1:09.7	Hey, Brian, no you can't do
1:11.6	not a bien?
1:12.6	Aye,
1:13.6	Aye,
1:14.6	Brian,
1:15.6	you're not a real man
1:17.6	You're just a guy
1:19.6	who puts on lotion
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