5:30!!

The Commercial Break

Bryan Green

Comedy, Improv

4.5 • 758 Ratings

🗓️ 13 May 2025

⏱️ 74 minutes

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Summary

EP#746: Bryan takes the kids over to Grandma Kiki's for Mother's Day and a stranger wants you to know dinner is a 5:30!! Plus, Bryan and Krissy are gearing up for their most ambitious idea yet: The 12 Hours of TCB! That’s right—twelve chaotic hours of podcasting, caffeine crashes, celebrity guests, and probably a few FCC violations. But before the madness begins, the dynamic duo checks in on their usual nonsense, which this week includes: disturbing dreams, Catholic guilt, and Krissy’s moral compass vs. Bryan’s Google search history. TCB Intro Clips: TCB Is terrible! Watch EP #745 on YouTube! Text us or leave us a voicemail: +1 (212) 433-3TCB FOLLOW US: Instagram: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠ Youtube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠youtube.com/thecommercialbreak⁠⁠⁠⁠ TikTok: ⁠⁠⁠⁠@tcbpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Website: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.tcbpodcast.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ CREDITS: Hosts: ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bryan Green⁠⁠⁠⁠ &⁠⁠⁠⁠ Krissy Hoadley⁠⁠⁠⁠ Executive Producer: Bryan Green Producer: Astrid B. Green Voice Over: Rachel McGrath TCBits Written, Voiced and Produced by Bryan Green To learn more about listener data and our privacy practices visit: https://www.audacyinc.com/privacy-policy Learn more about your ad choices. Visit https://podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Good morning, Brian.
0:09.8	Yeah, good morning, chatty-patti.
0:11.7	Did you sleep well?
0:13.2	No, no, I did not.
0:14.8	That is horrible.
0:16.0	May I suggest an app later on today?
0:18.5	Your schedule is free after recording episode number
0:22.1	733,422 of the commercial break with Chrissy. What day is it? The day is May
0:31.5	13th, 20131. It's another sunny day at the village's retirement resort and brothel. Yeah, I know. All right, any
0:41.5	messages? Yes, one message. Would you like me to read it? Is it from a bill collector? No,
0:47.5	it's from your wife, Astrid. Sure, why not? Let's start the morning off wrong. Your ex has said the
0:53.8	following. Sorry, we will not be able to come see you this week.
0:58.0	We are very busy with shopping and the fashion week. Please make sure to pay the cleaning bill for the yacht.
1:04.9	I am traveling to Italy and the boat is dirty. I hope you do not mind that I asked Ricardo, the pool guy, to join me on the trip.
1:14.1	I know you don't want me to be lonely.
1:17.4	Also, your daughter needs an iPhone 33.
1:20.9	Call your mother.
1:22.4	And please grow up.
1:24.4	Okay, thanks for that, chatty.
1:26.1	Is there any good news?
1:27.0	Yes, Brian.
1:28.3	The good news is, today you are officially the oldest podcaster alive.
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