0:00.0	This interview with comedian Josh Wolf is brought to you by Paisley Painting.com. If you need your house painted, I did this. Tons of VDMs have done it. It makes a huge difference. And I thought it was going to be twice as much as Paisley quoted me. They did such a good job. Have you seen Christine's house? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:21.2	I mean, everybody that gets their house painted, but, like, I don't have that luxury.
0:24.7	I live in a townhome, so I can't do anything.
0:26.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
0:26.7	I'm jealous, because they do a damn fine job. And it's as easy as this. they'll send you a free quote instantly, and all you have to do is text your name, your email address, and your home address...
0:39.3	Your physical address.
0:41.2	To... all you have to do is text your name, your email address, and your home address.
0:39.3	Your physical address.
0:40.9	To this number, 321-696-96-4-4-5.
0:46.4	That's William Paisley's personal number.
0:49.3	When you text them that, he can go on Google Earth.
0:52.2	They have software, and then they can give you a quote.
0:54.4	They don't have to go to your house.
0:55.6	They don't have to send a salesperson, this whole thing. And then that's exactly what they did to me. And then when my wife told me how much a quote was, I was like, no way. And this is before they were a sponsor. Then they sent a pressure washer a couple days before. Pressure washed outside of my house. Well, Prap is very important.
1:09.5	Yeah, they dug the dirt around the edges,
1:12.1	so they're not just painting it with mounds of dirt.
1:14.4	Like, you know, pressure wash outside of my house. Well, Prap is very important. Yeah, they dug the dirt around the edges, so they're not just painting it with mounds of dirt. I'm telling you, man, there's a reason their catchphrase is happy customers are my number one priority. They did the soffits. They did the outline of my windows. They painted my front door and my side garage door. They painted my front garage door. They did an unbelievable
1:29.3	job. Their crew was super nice. And that's what surprised me too. Their crew was like, hey, you got
1:34.5	any concerns? Tell me that I'm like, whoa, I called William Paisley after. I did this because I could
1:40.8	not believe the value that they gave me in You're like, you're our guy.
1:45.2	You have to advertise with my show because you do such a damn fine job.
1:50.0	With how expensive everything is nowadays, I'm telling you, just if you thought about, like, getting your house painted, just send them a text.
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