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A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

683 - Life is Fake

A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan

Tom Vann & Dan Dennis

Improv, Comedy

4.92.3K Ratings

🗓️ 12 August 2022

⏱️ 106 minutes

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Summary

Don’t sleep on that Josh Wolf interview. Dude is always so damned fun when he comes in. Have a fantastic weekend and sign up to be a BDM member if you want to be a part of our annual BDM Beach Party. www.tomanddan.com/registration 

On this week’s show:

* Seth's bulimia

* Recruiting Traci as camel girl

* Business off 

* Volumptuous

* Train horn on Hummers

* Seth drove through an apartment complex gate 

* Driving on the beach 

* Life is fake

* Crazy list of things Antonio Brown has done

* Hard Knocks

* Tommy Lee ding dong 

* Drippy peepee

  • Would Tom rather bring back his dad and brother vs never having his boys?

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends over at

0:05.3

Streamline Mortgage Solutions. Yep. If you're looking to buy a house, get a mortgage, do a refi,

0:11.4

or I know we talked to Leo, the C.O of Streamline Mortgage Solutions about reverse mortgages and how

0:19.2

they've changed. They're actually called home equity conversion mortgages.

0:24.3

And basically, long or the short of it, this could be great for your parents, your grandparents.

0:30.0

You have to be over 62 years of age.

0:32.1

So maybe even if you're listening to this, you're over 62.

0:35.0

It's a way for you to stop paying your mortgage payment and have

0:38.2

the house pay you each month based on the equity. Oh my God, that's like in Canto.

0:43.3

And, you know, what Leo told us is everybody's doing that now because your home values are so

0:49.8

high that you lock it in now while the value is super high and then that way uh you know it's just

0:57.3

a business decision you lock in where like oh your house was valued at this this is based on the math

1:03.8

what we're what we're going to pay you based on the equity if they're all government insured now

1:08.1

they changed years ago just sit down and talk to them because this is what I know, there's a lot to go through that you're not going to understand. There's also a lot of safeguards that are in place now so people don't make catastrophic mistakes. I mean, these things are in place to help you. 100%. And the great thing about Streamline Mortgage is they've worked with so many different BDMs and Tom and Dan listeners.

1:29.4

If you go on their website, StreamlineFlorida.com, there's a Tom and Dan logo, and Brian Zymel's cell phone number is there.

1:38.2

That's him. Get a hold of him.

1:39.4

You can call or text him directly, the owner of Streamline Mortgage.

1:44.0

He'll explain it to you.

1:45.2

And again, like, what is the new thing now before you even do these type of programs,

1:50.9

they actually sit down with you and make sure that you fully understand it.

1:54.1

That's really important.

1:55.1

And it will help you out.

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