683 - Life is Fake
A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom Vann & Dan Dennis
4.9 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 12 August 2022
⏱️ 106 minutes
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Summary
Don’t sleep on that Josh Wolf interview. Dude is always so damned fun when he comes in. Have a fantastic weekend and sign up to be a BDM member if you want to be a part of our annual BDM Beach Party. www.tomanddan.com/registration
On this week’s show:
* Seth's bulimia
* Recruiting Traci as camel girl
* Business off
* Volumptuous
* Train horn on Hummers
* Seth drove through an apartment complex gate
* Driving on the beach
* Life is fake
* Crazy list of things Antonio Brown has done
* Hard Knocks
* Tommy Lee ding dong
* Drippy peepee
- Would Tom rather bring back his dad and brother vs never having his boys?
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| 0:00.0 | Today is a mediocre time with Tom and Dan podcast is brought to you by our good friends over at |
| 0:05.3 | Streamline Mortgage Solutions. Yep. If you're looking to buy a house, get a mortgage, do a refi, |
| 0:11.4 | or I know we talked to Leo, the C.O of Streamline Mortgage Solutions about reverse mortgages and how |
| 0:19.2 | they've changed. They're actually called home equity conversion mortgages. |
| 0:24.3 | And basically, long or the short of it, this could be great for your parents, your grandparents. |
| 0:30.0 | You have to be over 62 years of age. |
| 0:32.1 | So maybe even if you're listening to this, you're over 62. |
| 0:35.0 | It's a way for you to stop paying your mortgage payment and have |
| 0:38.2 | the house pay you each month based on the equity. Oh my God, that's like in Canto. |
| 0:43.3 | And, you know, what Leo told us is everybody's doing that now because your home values are so |
| 0:49.8 | high that you lock it in now while the value is super high and then that way uh you know it's just |
| 0:57.3 | a business decision you lock in where like oh your house was valued at this this is based on the math |
| 1:03.8 | what we're what we're going to pay you based on the equity if they're all government insured now |
| 1:08.1 | they changed years ago just sit down and talk to them because this is what I know, there's a lot to go through that you're not going to understand. There's also a lot of safeguards that are in place now so people don't make catastrophic mistakes. I mean, these things are in place to help you. 100%. And the great thing about Streamline Mortgage is they've worked with so many different BDMs and Tom and Dan listeners. |
| 1:29.4 | If you go on their website, StreamlineFlorida.com, there's a Tom and Dan logo, and Brian Zymel's cell phone number is there. |
| 1:38.2 | That's him. Get a hold of him. |
| 1:39.4 | You can call or text him directly, the owner of Streamline Mortgage. |
| 1:44.0 | He'll explain it to you. |
| 1:45.2 | And again, like, what is the new thing now before you even do these type of programs, |
| 1:50.9 | they actually sit down with you and make sure that you fully understand it. |
| 1:54.1 | That's really important. |
| 1:55.1 | And it will help you out. |
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